Just got in an email from John U - thanks for the laugh, buddy. Have a great Christmas - hope all is well. Haven't seen or talked to you in a while - maybe 2013? Click image to enlarge.
Another funny one, sent to me by R1:
An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what do you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels, than to forget where you keep the bottle!"
Below: one of our elderly friends, barely escaped this tragic wreck, but D*MN if he didn't remember where he kept the jack! Some would say that he was lucky to walk away, but I say he was lucky to get Parkinson's instead of Alzheimer's, since he managed to find the bottle of jack hidden in the glovebox while waiting for the Jaws of Life to pry him out of the wreckage! (Note: I normally do NOT put photos of anyone who is recognizable, but in this case, it really could be any of us with a bottle of Jack plastered to our face!). Click Photo to Enlarge.
